Possible Reasons for Sarah Palin's Resignation and Other Schadenfreude →
“So why did Palin quit? It had to be one of these options, and definitely not something like an embezzlement scandal. I mean, to embezzle something, wouldn’t you first have to be able to spell it?”
Resigning as governor was the most patriotic thing Palin could’ve done for Alaska. Now, they need to name a bridge after her or something.