Do the rules apply to comments posted on your blog? Because I think you should buy NEW! Tide(tm) Detergent with Bleach Alternative! It whitens my socks and gets those pesky grass stains out of the knees of my blue jeans! It tastes great sprinkled on salads and ice cream! It softens hard water and helps your crops grow tall and strong!

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The other day, I was saying to myself, man I sure am glad that I have 1st amendment freedom of speech on the internet protected by the Constitution. And hey, speaking of the Constitution, it looks pretty yellow in all those pictures you see. I bet it would be all shiny and white if we just used a little bit of TIDE to wash it every now and then.

You should buy some TIDE today. BUY IT NOW! OR I WILL STAB YOUR DAD IN THE FACE WITH A SCREWDRIVER

sorry about that last bit P&G told me they’d cut off my free supply if I didn’t make it edgy

BUY SOME TIDE TODAY! GREAT FOR WASHING YOUR CAT!

/disclosure: I once may have received a free sample of Tide detergent as a promotion for some other crap I bought. I don’t really remember.