@EveryoneOnTwitter: When you post Tweets with 100-character web links or “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” screams, or any other nonsense that fills that little “What Are You Doing?” box without using spaces, this is what you do to followers’ accounts.

Yes, it shouldn’t be that easy to make the platform mad, and yes, it does re-calibrate a few minutes afterwards. But still…